If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL and a small red bow

and a small red bow tie icon below

A black circle with a telephone icon and the word "phone" appears beside "ORchard 4-6789" at the top of a bright yellow rectangular background

Inspired by Home Alone

Their New York clientele never files complaints twice

Nobody puts Baby in a corner

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL and a small red bowGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.