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Microbiology T-Shirt | Studying Invisible Things Wanting Death Size:M People whose commit messages areDescription Welcome to the ultimate David vs. Goliath showdown, except David has a PhD and Goliath consists of billions of microscopic entities with serious anger management issues. Our "Microbiology: Studying Invisible Things Wanting Death" masterpiece captures the delightful paranoia of choosing a career where your research subjects are simultaneously too small to see and large enough in number to potentially end civilization. This vintage B movie