I'm Too Fucking High For This Long Sleeve Tee Size:S Introducing the "Good Poo No

Introducing the "Good Poo No Wipe" t-shirt – because why settle for basic tees when you can wear your bathroom victories with pride

You are quietly recommending nudity

• Wearing sunglasses indoors for no legitimate reason

and comfy shoes

Because let’s be honest—some dinners are just too… polite

I'm Too Fucking High For This Long Sleeve Tee Size:S Introducing the "Good Poo NoThe vibe is calm. The situation is not. This solid black long sleeve tee features blazing red to yellow gradient lettering across the chest that says: IM TOO FUCKING HIGH FOR THIS A statement. A warning. A completely reasonable response to modern life. The long sleeves give it a strange sense of seriousness, like youre not just overwhelmedyoure overwhelmed with commitment. Its the perfect shirt for late night convenience store missions, wandering