It's Only Treason If You Lose - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Westerns separated by small circular dots

separated by small circular dots

Inspired by The Last Starfighter

A golden-orange tabby cat rendered in a vintage screen-print illustration style lies belly-up with paws in the air

" A teal cartoon shark with a menacing red eye

with a tall roadside sign reading "Mar-Lin-Do

It's Only Treason If You Lose - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Westerns separated by small circular dotsGeorge Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out. Treason and patriotism are the same resume with different outcomes at the printer. The Details: Arched white block text reads "IT'S ONLY TREASON" above a digital illustration of George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses, depicted in white and blue ink with his Continental Army coat and white cravat, flanked by two white five pointed stars. Straight white text below