Apron - RARE JEW FEATURED3 You carry your shit in

You carry your shit in it

Turn any house into a home with our awesome non-slip room rug

You're too poor to have any real bags and so you wear tote bags as a fashion piece to accent your quirky personality as you buy yak's milk at Trader Joe's

It’s a backpack

Dimensions: 9 inches diameter and 2

Apron - RARE JEW FEATURED3 You carry your shit inYour cooking sucks anyways so give everyone something else to talk about our hilarious apron! It is water resistant and oil resistant with adjustable neck strap and long waist straps for chefs of all sizes! One size fits all unless you're the size of a Ford F 150! Care Instructions: Hand wash or machine wash dry as you normally would.