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Stuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch

Arched distressed white text reads "THAT'S MY PIE" above a white line-art illustration of a pie with crimped crust

No queen either

Cursive light-blue script reads "Be Nice" overlaid across a comic-style illustrated portrait of Dalton

Turkeys strutting around announcing they're here to get stuffed have a wildly different evening planned than the one grandma's preparing

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